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    • Sign of the Apocalypse #242: Farting Teddy Bear

      “So cute, so cuddly…so surprising! Hilarious! He just can’t help himself! Press the remote and he farts! Guaranteed laughs for everyone!”

    • Organus Prime

      “While I was sitting in the Conference Center yesterday, I saw something. And now that I’ve seen it, I can’t stop seeing it…”

    • I Once Was Lost

      “As we walked to the car I had one girl on either side of me. Emma, who was holding my left hand, was humming and swinging my hand back and forth as we walked. Zoë, who was holding my right hand, was stomping in every puddle that came within range, coating the right side of my pant legs with a heavy layer of slush. It was just one of those perfect moments where everything makes sense, even if only for a second or two…”

    • Colin Ithn’t a Firth-Rate Kither

      “The director appears to have pulled Mr. Firth aside and said, ‘Look, Colin, your agent just called to remind us about the ‘no mandible movement’ clause in your contract, so in this scene just try to keep everything else moving, OK? Open and close your jaw, turn your head from side to side, clutch her skull in ever-more-awkward ways. Just do whatever you have to do to disguise the fact that you kiss like a haddock…’”

    • South Pass

      In which I make the argument for button fly jeans.