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    • Sign of the Apocalypse #242: Farting Teddy Bear

      “So cute, so cuddly…so surprising! Hilarious! He just can’t help himself! Press the remote and he farts! Guaranteed laughs for everyone!”

    • I Once Was Lost

      “As we walked to the car I had one girl on either side of me. Emma, who was holding my left hand, was humming and swinging my hand back and forth as we walked. ZoĆ«, who was holding my right hand, was stomping in every puddle that came within range, coating the right side of my pant legs with a heavy layer of slush. It was just one of those perfect moments where everything makes sense, even if only for a second or two…”

    • Family Photos 2008: The Quilt

      “It was cold.
      It was very cold.
      We knew it would be cold.
      We didn’t know it would be that cold.”

    • The Island of the Colorblind

      “‘So,’ I ask, ‘when you explain to your new ‘friends’ why we got divorced, what exactly do you tell them?’ And the words come, well-rehearsed, as if she’s reading from a brochure…”

    • O Pioneer Day!

      “Last night, children throughout the state lay in their beds, desperately trying to stay awake in hopes of catching a glimpse of Brigham Young flying through the dusky desert skies in his covered wagon, bearing pioneer gifts for all the good boys and girls of Utah…”