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    • South Pass

      In which I make the argument for button fly jeans.

    • I Once Was Lost

      “As we walked to the car I had one girl on either side of me. Emma, who was holding my left hand, was humming and swinging my hand back and forth as we walked. Zoë, who was holding my right hand, was stomping in every puddle that came within range, coating the right side of my pant legs with a heavy layer of slush. It was just one of those perfect moments where everything makes sense, even if only for a second or two…”

    • Love Actually

      “It was too much to process all at once. The body in my arms, the soft, dark hair against my cheek, that fragrant winter combination of shampoo and perfume with just a hint of the wool from her coat, the beautiful face beaming at me, the touch of her hand. Too much, I tell you. All I could think was, ‘Pretty…girl…touching…arm.’”

    • Family Photos 2008: The Rest

      “We finally got the rest of the photos from what Zoë still refers to as ‘THE COLDEST PHOTOSHUTE [sic] IN HISTORY.’ And, just like the first batch, they came out beautifully…”

    • Dear Veer: Britney Called. She Wants Her Shirt Back…

      “After washing the shirt in cold and drying it on low (which is even more cautious than the tag recommends), I now have a fantastic, fitted belly shirt that any adolescent girl would love. Unfortunately, I’m not an adolescent girl…”