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2 Comments

jenny

Ooops—heh, heh.

(Maybe they just wrote that so that you’d feel like a real big stinker complaining at all about the late delivery, a la: “UPS delivery man fatally attacked in YOUR front yard. Leaves behind widow and 10 young children.”)

Jeanne

Better than “Your package has been obliterated due to a train derailment.” *

* “Your package is not insured when involved in a train derailment”.