Behold, The Holy Land Experience!

“Themed costuming, shops, craftsmen, dramatic enactments and music, even themed landscaping and food and beverages throughout the facility take guests out of the 21st century and transport them on a memorable journey that is unequalled anywhere in the world,” explained Bill Coan, whose firm, ITEC, was responsible for the design and production of The Holy Land Experience.

But after glancing at the map of exhibits, I have a couple of thoughts:

  • Can a Wilderness Tabernacle be adjacent to an interstate highway?
  • To avoid any possible distraction, you should probably visit Calvary’s Garden Tomb when the wind isn’t wafting over from Dromedary Depot.
  • I would avoid the Jaffa Hot Dog in favor of the Bedouin Beef.