I just received the following “Amendatory Endorsement” to my automobile insurance policy:
![The Giant, Radioactive, Mutant Portobello Mushroom Clause](https://tinypineapple.com/a/stuff/giant-radioactive-mutant-portobello-mushroom-clause.gif)
In other words, if I wake one morning to find that my car has been crushed beneath a giant, radioactive, mutant portobello mushroom, I’m screwed.
I just received the following “Amendatory Endorsement” to my automobile insurance policy:
In other words, if I wake one morning to find that my car has been crushed beneath a giant, radioactive, mutant portobello mushroom, I’m screwed.