Tiny Pineapple

ananas comosus (L.) minimus

62 — MARTINIQUE

62 -- MARTINIQUE

62 — MARTINIQUE
Récolte d’ananas au Morne Rouge.
Pine apple [sic] gathering.

This postcard is from Le Morne-Rouge, a small town located in the northern part of the island of Martinique. Le Morne-Rouge is, apparently, a hotbed of pineapple activity.

“This village stretches to the foot of Mont Pelée. For those who want to climb the majestic mountain, it is best to hire a guide. Le Morne-Rouge also is known for its pineapple jam, anthurium plantations and well-known spring waters, which are bottled here.”

Source: Le Comité Martiniquais du Tourisme

Just keep in mind that the “majestic mountain” also happens to be a volcano, whose massive 1902 eruption earned it the distinction of being the third most deadly volcanic eruption of all time.

Martinique’s love of the pineapple has also “erupted” in the form of rare and exotic culinary traditions.

“The tourist development in Martinique has not disturbed the charm of these quiet districts where the small sail boats are still called ‘gomyés’, where the grandmothers still know how to prepare soursop fritters, where the pineapple slices served with the ti’punch of Martinique are cut in a fancy way.”

Source: Martinique – The Island of Flowers

Pineapple “cut in a fancy way!?!” If that doesn’t make you want to get off your duff and book a flight right now, then someone needs to check you for a pulse.

In 1997, Martinique played host to the Second International Pineapple Symposium, where B. Aubéry presented a paper entitled Pineapple Production in Northern Martinique which probably talks about Le Morne-Rouge in some detail, but I’m too cheap to pay the €10 to find out.

Besides, I think my money would be better spent on the gripping On Farm Approach Of Pineapple Fruitlet Core Rot Disease In Martinique (F. Marie, E. Malezieux, J. Marchal, X. Perrier), from the Third (and probably better) International Pineapple Symposium (Thailand, 2000).

Nurse at Guale Farms

by Georgia Craig (1964)
Nurse at Guale Farms

Nurse Lucie found the small country clinic at Guale Farms a paradise. But the two men she fell in love with complicated that paradise.

A Troubled Paradise

Nurse Lucie Hatcher walked head-long into another world when she arrived at the small Georgia clinic at Guale Farms, eager to work with the skilled Dr. Wesley Warren. Lucie didn’t plan to get involved with the handsome young doctor, nor with the rich owner of the experimental farms, Perry Latham. But she did…with both.

Then, suddenly, women from Wesley’s and Perry’s lives appeared and disrupted Lucie’s paradise. Could she give Wesley up to the mysterious woman from his past? Could she fight the powerful and jealous Latham family for Perry’s love? Lucie’s paradise soon turned into a nightmare…

That’s an unfortunate bit of paper loss on the front cover. Not because it obscures the handsome doctor’s face, but because I wish it were 1/4″ lower so he’d look like he had Rip Taylor’s mustache.

This is actually a Valentine reprint of Nurse Lucie, but I much prefer almost everything about the original: the title, the jacket blurb, the cover illustration, and (especially) the title font.

Sun-Ripened and Sweet (Redux)

Sun-Ripened and Sweet (Redux)

Sun-ripened and sweet — a golden girl with a golden Hawaiian pineapple.

Palaku momona — he ohi ‘ehu a he halakahi melemele.

Roughly translated, “Palaku momona — he ohi ‘ehu a he halakahi melemele,” means, “Wait a minute…haven’t I seen that caption somewhere before?”

Sun-Ripened and Sweet

Sun-Ripened and Sweet

Sun-ripened and sweet — a golden girl with a golden Hawaiian pineapple.

Palaku momona — he ohi ‘ehu a he halakahi melemele.

Accused Nurse

by Jane Converse (1974)
Accused Nurse

She was the victim of a false accusation that could cost her the man she loved.

Love On Trial

Pretty, young nurse Paula Owens thought life was a dream. After all, she had a wonderful family, a great job, and she was engaged to Ray Brooks, the most charming and handsome intern at the hospital.

Then suddenly Paula’s world fell apart, and she was faced with a mountain of debts and two younger brothers to support. Everything seemed to go wrong. There were complaints against her at the hospital, senseless quarrels with Ray, and constant trouble at home. And just when Paula felt she could bear no more, she found herself accused of a crime which cost Paula her job, her reputation as a nurse, and even the man she loved, unless the truth came to light…