Man Climbing Pineapple

The cows in this postcard don’t seem to be terribly impressed by either the pineapple or the gentleman climbing it. They’re probably thinking…

Great. Another extreme fruit climber.

Hey, dude! Give it up! There was a guy here last week who scaled a mango twice that size in less than 30 seconds. Why don’t you come back when you’ve found a four-story pomegranate.

And, dude, who picked out your outfit this morning? A fundoshi probably wasn’t the best choice for this particular activity. When you come down it’ll be like sliding down a grater. It’s going to grind your butt cheeks down to the bone!